Holy Clusterfuckedness Batman...

So yeah... I feel like a bag of shite today.... Long story short, Drank a lot last night, smoked too much... Ate Macdonald's at 4am ... didn't get to bed till 4:30 am... Had to work at 9 this morning.... Training my staff. All I have to say is ... thank fuck for tea... and water. Oh yes... and on top of this I have a cold. What can I say I'm a sucker for punishment. Had fun though :) May as well live and have a good time while we're here right?? I think so :D I feel like a space cowboy today though... Thoughts are random and not sticking around for any extended period of time... lol. Hey, at least I can laugh at myself eh? Anyhoo... So, We are now able to , well in the know how to I suppose, transfer pics from the camera to the computer now. Which is cool, cause, for any ppl that know me, I'm picture crazy. FUCKIN LOVE 'EM!!! So, YAY!! hehehehh
Well... Livin' the wild life today... Must go flip the laundry, then I'll be back to post some pics. Right on.... Till next time bitches...

The award for most disturbing costume goes to....

Keeping an eye on the time...

Darth Dog

The Lizard Wizard

HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScArY Joke of the day...

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind himFASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and.... The coffin stops (Enter Groan here )

Weird Things You May Need To Know Someday...

- Butterflies taste with their feet
- A duck's quack doesn't echo
- In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined
- On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year
- On average people fear spiders more than they do death
- Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
- Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older
- It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs
- Women blink nearly twice as much as men
- It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow
- A snail can sleep for three years
- No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH"
- The Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
- The electric chair was invented by a dentist
- All polar bears are left-handed
- In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard
- "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
- If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33 and she would stand seven feet, two inches tall
- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match
- Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Madame Lovely

Femme-Etendue

The 4 stages of life...

Thanks for the Pic Annaconda!

Vampire Chic

The Bleeding Rose...

Pam lookin' Hot

Brad Pitt

C/O Ross Halfin... Thanks Ross for the great Pic!

The comedy Crue

The Best is the look on Vince's face ... lol

Keeping an eye on things...

Happy Humpday !

Well.. It's Wednesday... Or humpday as some call it... I was supposed to be off work today, but the boss called this morning, at the ripe ol hour of 9am... and I'm going to pick up a few hours tonight. Still lovin the new job though... The life of a lingerie saleslady.. ahh... the hard life ... heheh.
Sooo... I'm getting aquainted with the myspace thing. I like the blog here better though, as I find it more user friendly.... and being not quite techish ... it works for me :) I like that you can add rock stars and what not on it though. For instance I added Dave Navarro this morning. How fucking cool is that. It's probably someone he has hired to take care of all that shite for him, seeing as his life would probably be quite hectic. It's still cool though, and the idea of him looking as my myspace is pretty fucking cool. Either way though... cool shite.
Gotta jet... my grumbling tummy tells me it's time for food. Till next time bitches :P

Saturday night's alright

Hello all... Just checking the 'ol bloggage (mainly for the curiousity of how many ppl have been visiting > the counter that I put on the bottom of the page... which I am very pleased with myself on setting it up. Figured it out myself!! :D ) Decided to leave a quick note to say hey ... HEY!
Soooo... I'm off tonight.... and tomorrow, which is going to be nice to relax... Lovin the new job, but 4 years of sitting at a desk, and now on my feet all day, makes my feet a wee bit achey. I'll live though... totally worth it in the end, I say. Anyhoo... Gotta jet... Gotta go get ready to go out.
Till next time bitches ;)
-moi

Miss Kitty

Can you say RED!?!?!?!

Well... just killin some time here while the colour sets in my hair. A definate needed adjustment to say the least. And, baby, am I goin' Red :D WOOT!!! Totally missed it, and it's pretty much my signature colour. SOooo.. Can't let the masses down... lol. Well... that's pretty much it for now. More later... skata!
-moi

Chicken Strips and Laundry

Only a few moments to blog it up here, chicken strips are cooking and the laundry's almost done. SOooo... I'm totally lovin my new job. All the girls working with me are really nice and the customers are like a billion times better than at the call center. It's crazy what crap I had been putting up with for something like 4 years. No wonder I was on the brink of losing my mind!! Little did I know that sexy skivvies would save my sanity lol. Well, me and Taradise and Angelina went out last night. Lots of drinks and whatnots. Good times. Got home around 4ish. Slept away most of my day today though. Brett's at work now, poor fucker, till close then he's playing w/ Choxx Burlington tonight at Hunter's after music trivia. I think Taradise, Annaconda and I are going to the trivia and show. It's music trivia, and it's pretty fun. Gonna go easy on the drinking though. I figure my liver will thank me tomorrow. lol. Anyhoo... Laundry's done and so are the chicken strips. Yummy! Till next time.

Check it out....

Hey artsy people out there... check out this site... http://www.jacksonpollock.org/ totally fun... and a little theraputic to boot. FYI: click your mouse to change the color :D Enjoy!

And Proud of It!!

The best Comb over... Ever

I always wondered what they were made of...

Classic....

Getting to know me... getting to know all about me....

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:51 am... had to be at work for 8am
2. Diamonds or Pearls? both
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I don't even remember... it's been that long.
4. What is your favorite TV show? Any of the CSI's or Desperate House Wives
5. What did you have for breakfast? a cereal bar
6. What is your middle name? Abby
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Mexican food
8. What food do you dislike? Brussel Sprouts and olives
9. What is your favorite potato chip? Zesty Cheese Doritos... I LOVE fake cheese YUMMM
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking - Roger Waters
11. What kind of car do you drive? 97 Grand am
13. What characteristics do you despise? Snotty ppl and ppl with bad b.o.
14. What are your favorite clothes? My recently retired jeans and a tshirt
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? amsterdam
16. What color is your bathroom?Ugly 70s yellow
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Calvin Klein or Louis Vuitton
18. Where would you want to retire? Not sure...
19. Favorite time of day? Evening
20. Where were you born? Antigonish
21. Favorite sport to watch? Skateboarding/Skiing/Gymnastics
22. Coke or Pepsi? Vanilla Coke... I think this was in the other survey on here lol
23. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl
24. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? Started my new job Today!!
25. What did you want to be when you were little? You name it... couldn't make up my mind
26. What is your best childhood memory? Going on family camping trips
27. What are the different jobs you have had in your life: Movie Theatre, Sweet Factory, Tim Hortons, Call Center... bah
28. Nicknames: Ab, Abster, Abbarooo
29. Number and location of piercing? Belly button, 3 in right ear, 2 in the other
30. Eye Color? dark blue
31. Ever been to Africa? no
32. Ever been toilet papering? sorta
33. Been in a car accident? yes... on my 1st driver's test... don't ask
34. Favorite day of the week? sundays
35. Favorite restaurant? The Ponderosa... fucking wicked amazing salad bar all you can eat shrimp!! YUMMMMMMMMMM
36. Favorite flower? daisies
37. Favorite ice cream? Black Raspberry Cheesecake
38. Favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell... Heart stopping Good!!
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Louis Vuitton
40. What time do you go to bed? any time between 12 and 6
41. Who was the last person you went to dinner with? Brett ...last night at DQ
42. What are you listening to right now? Tommy Lee
43. How many tattoos do you have? 2... for now...
44. Who was the last e-mail from before you got this one? Jacqueline... she sent me this survey
45. What is your favorite color? blue... or black
46. What time did you finish this survey? 8:08 pm

Little Johnny on Math:
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

Little Johnny on English
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Little Johnny on Grammar
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go." Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"

Little Johnny on Getting Older
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

More Celebrity Quotes with Ab

Al Capone: "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Ab: I would have to agree... Nothing like a pistol to get the point across.

Rodney Dangerfield: "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
Ab: Ahh... my favorite sport... boxing... with a hint of hockey

Larry Flynt: "That's 'Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!"
Ab: You tell 'em Larry!!

Stephen King: "Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy, in a jar on my desk"
Ab: Terrible person.... no.... Creepy as fuck??? ... um... yeah

Bill Clinton: "I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it."
Ab: I always guessed it was getting head in the white house that would have been it... Guess I was mistaken...

George Clooney: "Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
Ab: I think you'd fit in just fine Georgie... in fact probably too well lol

Macaulay Culkin (on his relationship with Michael Jackson) : "We talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us."
Ab: Uh huh.... Too many rebuddles for this one...

Elizabeth Hurley: "I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me."
Ab: Just shocking... You mean that crappy acting in a Austin Power's movie didn't guarantee her a slot in the British Intelligence Agency?? Nooo.... Reallly??? Shocking... utterly shocking.

Lucy Liu: "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."
Ab: One word... Fabreeze

Drew Barrymore (1998) : "If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him."
Ab: Ok... Now, I love my cat, I really do... but the idea of feeding my cat my remains... well.... that's just nasty.

Decca Records (Rejecting the Beatles in 1962) : "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
Ab: How do you say.... "BIG MISTAKE!!"

George W. Bush (when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London) : "It is white."
Ab: His intellect never ceases to amaze me.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Haven't slept in days...

So.... Today was my official last day at my old job. CAN YOU SAY SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! Oh yeah bitches... totally happy :) I start my new job this Thurday. 8 am. Kinda early, but who gives a fuck. Totally new job. Can't fucking wait!! I went and dropped off my stuff at my old job today, and I'd have to say that I am totally not going to miss that place. I will miss the people though.... You know who you are :D 4 years at a place... can definately have you get to know a few people. Some people there I won't miss, but the majority of them I will ...
Well, today is Monday, and I'm glad I'm going to be off the next couple of days. Pretty wild weekend. Between parties and helping Taradise move into her new place, it was a whirlwind. (And, Michelle, if your reading this, sorry about forgetting to call ... ) I ended up having Thurs and Friday of last week off as well as the weekend, and I'd have to say I used up every ounce of my time and I think my weekend started last Wednesday. Definately not enough sleep though.... When I'm dead I say... :P
So... that's all for now.. till next time bitches.

Everything happens for a reason...

SO... I think I just had one of the weirdest conversations in a while. You see, the person I had the conversation with was on MSN and I haven't seen him in about 5 years or so, but I've known him since Jr High. It's funny, I haven't seen him in such a while and I can't help but worry about him. I think it was the matter that he was very blatent that I didn't give out his contact to anyone and he was being quite frank about it... very weird and very unlike him... well the him I used to know anyhow... Plain and simple, I hope he's ok.
Anyhow... So I'm just killing some time till I go pick up Taradise from work. She's doing the whole moving thing this weekend. It's really weird that the Girls Apartment will be no more. Totally weird. Time for a change, I suppose.... I'm starting a new job (totally fucking syked btw) .. the girls are all moving out of their place to new, separate apartments. The boys are moving out of their place... just time i guess... I suppose Everything does happen for a reason. I guess if it's time... it's time eh?

YoU kNoW iT!!

School Field Trip...

Words to live by...

I love Photoshop!!! (And Louis!!)

Big Kiss Fans

Sesame Street News Flash: Rapunzel

This is too funny... The best part is I actually remember seeing this as a kid.... It's even funnier now though, If you ask me. Kermit rocks!!!

Getting to Know the Real Ab

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Me, Brett, Hendrix the cat and Span the fish
2. WHAT BOOK(S)ARE YOU READING NOW: nothing as of now...
3. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Rolling Stone
4. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla and Satsuma
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Garbage and Sulphur.. I guess... both are pretty nasty
6. FAVORITE SOUNDS: The Ocean
7. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: feeling helpless
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? Where's the snooze button...
9. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: at least 2 ... for call display
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Ocean Harmony or Robert Hudson
11. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: Happiness
12. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla
13. DO YOU DRIVE FAST: I like to... :)
14. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope.. just Brett and Hendrix
15. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Awesome
16. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: 1997 Poniac Sunbird
17. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.... am now
18. YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
19. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: eat it all
20. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT COLOUR? Been every color... Red's my favourite
21. GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yepp.. I type like 80 some words a minute...
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 7
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH: Skateboarding, Skiing, Sailing
25. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Slippers and The Monster
26. 2%, 1%, WHOLE, NON-FAT, SKIM MILK? 1%
27. RED OR WHITE SAUCE ON PASTA? Rose, so both I guess...
28. COKE OR PEPSI: Vanilla Coke was my Fav, but they don't make it anymore :(
29. DO YOU WEAR YOUR SEATBELT EVERY TIME YOU ARE IN THE CAR? It's pretty much automatic... but for some reason I never put one on in a taxi
30. WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Angie's 25th Birthday Party... WHOOT!!!
31. HOW MUCH JEWELLERY DO YOU WEAR? A tastefull amount :)

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

So... Today is a very fucking good day all :D I gave my 2 weeks notice here at work.... WHOOT!!! And I start my new job after that as a skivvie dealer..... YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a little excited just incase it's not completely obvious ... heheeheh. Anyhow... just here at work.. doing shite all. OOOhhhh Yeeeahhhh. Lot's o fun. Chattin w/ Taradise at her work via email. Discussing the events of the day. :D And the soon to be events for the night. Choxx Burlington are playing at Hunters tonight. Think we're going to go see them play.. should be a good time. Although I work tomorrow morning at 9 am ... but I figure I'll just sleep when I'm dead. Gotta live while I'm here I figure. :) Also, this weekend should be interesting. It's Ang's Bday and the end of the Girls era. PRetty fucked up . Hard to believe. Ahh well. Change is good. Espically when it's coming from a hundred dollar bill .... heehehe. ciao for now.

Quotable Quotes ... From Celebrities

Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Ab: Go figure...

Britney Spears: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"
Ab: It amuses me that people are still suprised with her.. after all she is married to K Fed.

Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Ab: Deep like a puddle.

Justin Timberlake : "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
Ab: And he's supposed to be the Sex symbol of the year.... hot... real hot.

Melanie Griffith: "There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift."
Ab: WTF

P Diddy: 'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.'
Ab: Uh Huh... This from a man that has the name P Diddy. Or puffy.. or P... or Diddy.. or what the fuck ever..

Russell Crowe: "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."
Ab: Somewhere in Australia there are some very frightened cattle.

Victoria Beckham: "I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way."
Ab: So... How many kids do you have again there Posh... 2... 3... something like that??? Yeah having kids just screams virgin.

Penelope Cruz: "When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck."
Ab: What a quack . LOL

Food For Thought

There Is Only One Corner Of The Universe You Can Be Certain Of Improving, And That Is Your Own Self.

Deep..... Very Deep ... Enjoy Intellectualites :P

You know you're driving too fast when...

The Head Shop ...

20 Clues That A Woman Should Call It A Night:

1. She has absolutely no idea where her purse is.

2. She believes that dancing with her arms over her head and butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. She's suddenly decided she wants to kick someone's ass and honestly believes she could do it too.

4. In the last trip to "pee" It's realized she now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess she was just four hours ago.

5. She drops her 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which she's eating even though not the least bit hungry), picks it up and carrys on eating it.

6. She's telling everyone she sees that she loves them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before she's due to start work.

8. She's found a deeper/spiritual side to the homeless guy on the bench next to her.

9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge for her to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Her eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.

12. She's suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. She yells at the bartender, who (she thinks) cheated her by giving her just lemonade, but that's just because she can no longer taste the Gin.

14. She think she's in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the floor of the bar.

15. She starts every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrongway but..."

16. She fails to notice that the toilet lid's down when she sits on it.

17. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she happens to be standing) and takes a quick nap.

19. She begins leaving the button's open on her button fly pants to cut down on the time she's in the washroom away from her drink.

20. She takes her shoes off because she believes it's their fault that she's having problems walking straight.

Random Thoughts

1) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in
an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

2) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

3) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.

4) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't
know what you're doing, someone else always does.

5) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came
today.

Anyone Remember Light Brite?

If you do... check out this site... endless amusement.. fun fun :) http://www.sfpg.com/animation/liteBrite.html#

Who is Jack Schitt ?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Thewedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day. While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that he has ever smoked. "How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost beside himself with joy as he sips the drink. The woman then begins unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks. "Damnnn!" the man says. "You have a set of golf clubs in there too?"

Buck Cherry

Pam

Rockstar by Jin Young Shin

Kiss of Death

Tommy

3/4 of Supernova

Killer Elf Chick

Ahh... the free blog... what a wonderful thing

Hello All.... Well it's another Sunday afternoon/evening... My weekend wasn't anything overly exciting. I am a wee bit on the broke side, so my social life has taken a serious dent. Fun fun. Nothing like not being able to do anything to make you want to go out and do Everything. Bah. I'm more or less trying to play catch up with the 'ol finances, but again, the social life has hindered in this process. Well, I always have you, dear free blog... Yay! for that.
So, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to dodge a bullet w/ the whole sickness thing that everyone and their neighbor's dog seems to have now, thank fuck. Wheezing and Coughing up a lung is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. Sooooo... Here I sit, waiting on laundry, feeling somewhat healthy. Oh the exciting life I lead. Wahh hooo. Party on . lol.
Anyhoo.. not much else to say for today... I shall post some pics for your viewing pleasure now. Enjoy all :)

Morning all.... Soo.... Rockstar 2nd last episode was on last night, which meant another elimination... Storm went home, which wasn't really a suprise, but the band, Supernova ... and Dave Navarro, were quite apt to help her out in her future endeavors. Pretty cool shite. So, the bottom 4 are Dilana, Magni, Lukas and Toby. I know I've been a fan of Dilana since the get-go, but I'm thinking she's kinda screwed herself over for being the new lead singer. The whole not being able to write a decent song is definately a big problem with her, and w/ the clips of Gilby, he didn't sound too happy about it either. So... My final bet on the whole thing is that it's going to be Toby or Lukas. Hopin' on Lukas, for the Canadian factor alone... but I guess we'll all have to wait for next week to find out. Should be interesting though... Then again... It could throw us all for a loop and Magni may win... Who knows.........
Anyhoo... So, I'm at work now.. Pretty slow here so far, which is nice. It gives me time to surf online, and update the 'ol blogster. Fucking tired as hell. Bah. Well... till next time bitches.

Your daily chuckle...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"
Hahahaha