Quotable Quotes ... From Celebrities

Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Ab: Go figure...

Britney Spears: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"
Ab: It amuses me that people are still suprised with her.. after all she is married to K Fed.

Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Ab: Deep like a puddle.

Justin Timberlake : "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
Ab: And he's supposed to be the Sex symbol of the year.... hot... real hot.

Melanie Griffith: "There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift."
Ab: WTF

P Diddy: 'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.'
Ab: Uh Huh... This from a man that has the name P Diddy. Or puffy.. or P... or Diddy.. or what the fuck ever..

Russell Crowe: "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."
Ab: Somewhere in Australia there are some very frightened cattle.

Victoria Beckham: "I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way."
Ab: So... How many kids do you have again there Posh... 2... 3... something like that??? Yeah having kids just screams virgin.

Penelope Cruz: "When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck."
Ab: What a quack . LOL