More Celebrity Quotes with Ab

Al Capone: "You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Ab: I would have to agree... Nothing like a pistol to get the point across.

Rodney Dangerfield: "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
Ab: Ahh... my favorite sport... boxing... with a hint of hockey

Larry Flynt: "That's 'Mr. Smut Peddler' to you!"
Ab: You tell 'em Larry!!

Stephen King: "Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy, in a jar on my desk"
Ab: Terrible person.... no.... Creepy as fuck??? ... um... yeah

Bill Clinton: "I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it."
Ab: I always guessed it was getting head in the white house that would have been it... Guess I was mistaken...

George Clooney: "Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."
Ab: I think you'd fit in just fine Georgie... in fact probably too well lol

Macaulay Culkin (on his relationship with Michael Jackson) : "We talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us."
Ab: Uh huh.... Too many rebuddles for this one...

Elizabeth Hurley: "I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me."
Ab: Just shocking... You mean that crappy acting in a Austin Power's movie didn't guarantee her a slot in the British Intelligence Agency?? Nooo.... Reallly??? Shocking... utterly shocking.

Lucy Liu: "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."
Ab: One word... Fabreeze

Drew Barrymore (1998) : "If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him."
Ab: Ok... Now, I love my cat, I really do... but the idea of feeding my cat my remains... well.... that's just nasty.

Decca Records (Rejecting the Beatles in 1962) : "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
Ab: How do you say.... "BIG MISTAKE!!"

George W. Bush (when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London) : "It is white."
Ab: His intellect never ceases to amaze me.