1) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in
an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
2) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
3) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.
4) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't
know what you're doing, someone else always does.
5) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came
today.
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