1. She has absolutely no idea where her purse is.
2. She believes that dancing with her arms over her head and butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. She's suddenly decided she wants to kick someone's ass and honestly believes she could do it too.
4. In the last trip to "pee" It's realized she now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess she was just four hours ago.
5. She drops her 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which she's eating even though not the least bit hungry), picks it up and carrys on eating it.
6. She's telling everyone she sees that she loves them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before she's due to start work.
8. She's found a deeper/spiritual side to the homeless guy on the bench next to her.
9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge for her to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Her eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.
12. She's suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. She yells at the bartender, who (she thinks) cheated her by giving her just lemonade, but that's just because she can no longer taste the Gin.
14. She think she's in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the floor of the bar.
15. She starts every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrongway but..."
16. She fails to notice that the toilet lid's down when she sits on it.
17. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she happens to be standing) and takes a quick nap.
19. She begins leaving the button's open on her button fly pants to cut down on the time she's in the washroom away from her drink.
20. She takes her shoes off because she believes it's their fault that she's having problems walking straight.
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