Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Everything happens for a reason...

SO... I think I just had one of the weirdest conversations in a while. You see, the person I had the conversation with was on MSN and I haven't seen him in about 5 years or so, but I've known him since Jr High. It's funny, I haven't seen him in such a while and I can't help but worry about him. I think it was the matter that he was very blatent that I didn't give out his contact to anyone and he was being quite frank about it... very weird and very unlike him... well the him I used to know anyhow... Plain and simple, I hope he's ok.
Anyhow... So I'm just killing some time till I go pick up Taradise from work. She's doing the whole moving thing this weekend. It's really weird that the Girls Apartment will be no more. Totally weird. Time for a change, I suppose.... I'm starting a new job (totally fucking syked btw) .. the girls are all moving out of their place to new, separate apartments. The boys are moving out of their place... just time i guess... I suppose Everything does happen for a reason. I guess if it's time... it's time eh?

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sesame Street News Flash: Rapunzel

This is too funny... The best part is I actually remember seeing this as a kid.... It's even funnier now though, If you ask me. Kermit rocks!!!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Getting to Know the Real Ab

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Me, Brett, Hendrix the cat and Span the fish
2. WHAT BOOK(S)ARE YOU READING NOW: nothing as of now...
3. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Rolling Stone
4. FAVORITE SMELLS? Vanilla and Satsuma
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Garbage and Sulphur.. I guess... both are pretty nasty
6. FAVORITE SOUNDS: The Ocean
7. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: feeling helpless
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? Where's the snooze button...
9. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: at least 2 ... for call display
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: Ocean Harmony or Robert Hudson
11. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: Happiness
12. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla
13. DO YOU DRIVE FAST: I like to... :)
14. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope.. just Brett and Hendrix
15. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Awesome
16. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: 1997 Poniac Sunbird
17. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.... am now
18. YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Leo
19. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: eat it all
20. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT COLOUR? Been every color... Red's my favourite
21. GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yepp.. I type like 80 some words a minute...
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 7
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH: Skateboarding, Skiing, Sailing
25. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Slippers and The Monster
26. 2%, 1%, WHOLE, NON-FAT, SKIM MILK? 1%
27. RED OR WHITE SAUCE ON PASTA? Rose, so both I guess...
28. COKE OR PEPSI: Vanilla Coke was my Fav, but they don't make it anymore :(
29. DO YOU WEAR YOUR SEATBELT EVERY TIME YOU ARE IN THE CAR? It's pretty much automatic... but for some reason I never put one on in a taxi
30. WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Angie's 25th Birthday Party... WHOOT!!!
31. HOW MUCH JEWELLERY DO YOU WEAR? A tastefull amount :)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

So... Today is a very fucking good day all :D I gave my 2 weeks notice here at work.... WHOOT!!! And I start my new job after that as a skivvie dealer..... YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a little excited just incase it's not completely obvious ... heheeheh. Anyhow... just here at work.. doing shite all. OOOhhhh Yeeeahhhh. Lot's o fun. Chattin w/ Taradise at her work via email. Discussing the events of the day. :D And the soon to be events for the night. Choxx Burlington are playing at Hunters tonight. Think we're going to go see them play.. should be a good time. Although I work tomorrow morning at 9 am ... but I figure I'll just sleep when I'm dead. Gotta live while I'm here I figure. :) Also, this weekend should be interesting. It's Ang's Bday and the end of the Girls era. PRetty fucked up . Hard to believe. Ahh well. Change is good. Espically when it's coming from a hundred dollar bill .... heehehe. ciao for now.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Quotable Quotes ... From Celebrities

Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Ab: Go figure...

Britney Spears: "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"
Ab: It amuses me that people are still suprised with her.. after all she is married to K Fed.

Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
Ab: Deep like a puddle.

Justin Timberlake : "I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
Ab: And he's supposed to be the Sex symbol of the year.... hot... real hot.

Melanie Griffith: "There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift."
Ab: WTF

P Diddy: 'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.'
Ab: Uh Huh... This from a man that has the name P Diddy. Or puffy.. or P... or Diddy.. or what the fuck ever..

Russell Crowe: "I enjoy the company of cattle. I really enjoy knowing them, running my hand over them."
Ab: Somewhere in Australia there are some very frightened cattle.

Victoria Beckham: "I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way."
Ab: So... How many kids do you have again there Posh... 2... 3... something like that??? Yeah having kids just screams virgin.

Penelope Cruz: "When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck."
Ab: What a quack . LOL

Food For Thought

There Is Only One Corner Of The Universe You Can Be Certain Of Improving, And That Is Your Own Self.

Deep..... Very Deep ... Enjoy Intellectualites :P

Monday, September 11, 2006

20 Clues That A Woman Should Call It A Night:

1. She has absolutely no idea where her purse is.

2. She believes that dancing with her arms over her head and butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. She's suddenly decided she wants to kick someone's ass and honestly believes she could do it too.

4. In the last trip to "pee" It's realized she now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess she was just four hours ago.

5. She drops her 3:00 a.m. submarine sandwich on the floor (which she's eating even though not the least bit hungry), picks it up and carrys on eating it.

6. She's telling everyone she sees that she loves them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before she's due to start work.

8. She's found a deeper/spiritual side to the homeless guy on the bench next to her.

9. The man she's flirting with used to be her 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge for her to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. Her eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so she keeps them half closed and thinks it looks exotically sexy.

12. She's suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. She yells at the bartender, who (she thinks) cheated her by giving her just lemonade, but that's just because she can no longer taste the Gin.

14. She think she's in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the floor of the bar.

15. She starts every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrongway but..."

16. She fails to notice that the toilet lid's down when she sits on it.

17. Her hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. She's tired so she just sits on the floor (wherever she happens to be standing) and takes a quick nap.

19. She begins leaving the button's open on her button fly pants to cut down on the time she's in the washroom away from her drink.

20. She takes her shoes off because she believes it's their fault that she's having problems walking straight.

Random Thoughts

1) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in
an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

2) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

3) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.

4) The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't
know what you're doing, someone else always does.

5) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came
today.

Anyone Remember Light Brite?

If you do... check out this site... endless amusement.. fun fun :) http://www.sfpg.com/animation/liteBrite.html#

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Who is Jack Schitt ?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Thewedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
A man's boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day. While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful woman emerge from the ocean wearing a scuba tank and a wetsuit. She says, "You look like you could use a smoke." She unzips a pocket on one arm of her wetsuit, pulls a Cuban cigar from inside, and hands it to the man. The man smokes slowly, and tells her that it is the finest cigar that he has ever smoked. "How about a drink?" the woman asks. She unzips another pocket, reaches in, and pulls out a small flask. "It's a 17-year-old, single malt scotch, aged in oak," the woman tells him. The man is almost beside himself with joy as he sips the drink. The woman then begins unzipping the front of her wetsuit. "Want to play around?" she asks. "Damnnn!" the man says. "You have a set of golf clubs in there too?"

Buck Cherry

Pam

Rockstar by Jin Young Shin

Kiss of Death

Tommy

3/4 of Supernova

Killer Elf Chick

Ahh... the free blog... what a wonderful thing

Hello All.... Well it's another Sunday afternoon/evening... My weekend wasn't anything overly exciting. I am a wee bit on the broke side, so my social life has taken a serious dent. Fun fun. Nothing like not being able to do anything to make you want to go out and do Everything. Bah. I'm more or less trying to play catch up with the 'ol finances, but again, the social life has hindered in this process. Well, I always have you, dear free blog... Yay! for that.
So, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to dodge a bullet w/ the whole sickness thing that everyone and their neighbor's dog seems to have now, thank fuck. Wheezing and Coughing up a lung is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. Sooooo... Here I sit, waiting on laundry, feeling somewhat healthy. Oh the exciting life I lead. Wahh hooo. Party on . lol.
Anyhoo.. not much else to say for today... I shall post some pics for your viewing pleasure now. Enjoy all :)

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Morning all.... Soo.... Rockstar 2nd last episode was on last night, which meant another elimination... Storm went home, which wasn't really a suprise, but the band, Supernova ... and Dave Navarro, were quite apt to help her out in her future endeavors. Pretty cool shite. So, the bottom 4 are Dilana, Magni, Lukas and Toby. I know I've been a fan of Dilana since the get-go, but I'm thinking she's kinda screwed herself over for being the new lead singer. The whole not being able to write a decent song is definately a big problem with her, and w/ the clips of Gilby, he didn't sound too happy about it either. So... My final bet on the whole thing is that it's going to be Toby or Lukas. Hopin' on Lukas, for the Canadian factor alone... but I guess we'll all have to wait for next week to find out. Should be interesting though... Then again... It could throw us all for a loop and Magni may win... Who knows.........
Anyhoo... So, I'm at work now.. Pretty slow here so far, which is nice. It gives me time to surf online, and update the 'ol blogster. Fucking tired as hell. Bah. Well... till next time bitches.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Your daily chuckle...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"
Hahahaha