Joke of the Day :)

A woman walks into an H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says. "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation "I'm a whore," she says. The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken back and says. "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that. " The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." .... "Chicken Farmer it is."
Haahahha