Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship Enterprise?
A. The captains log.
I know their's a lot.. but they were too funny to leave any out.. some a little bad.. but funny hahah
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