Did this last night... still needs his tatts.. i know, i know...
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Remember these words of wisdom, and live by them.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish an d he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like "The Force". It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Thanks Taradise, for the great advice and a good laugh!!!
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish an d he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like "The Force". It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Thanks Taradise, for the great advice and a good laugh!!!
Monday, January 29, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Classic VH
Also... if anyone's interested... I guess that VanHalen's planning on going on tour with David LeeRoth later this year... should be interesting!
Blah....
So.... Feeling a little shitty today.. had the girls over last night... had a few... well a lot... went to Hunter's ... Saw Big City... meh... Met up with Brett... Went back to Greg and Johnny's... drank more... felt a little ill... FYI: a granola bar and a few fries is not sufficient supper before piling a shit load of beer into ya.... took a nap... got home today around 1ish. Went to Subway for lunch... fucking delicious... That's the RD condensed version... lol... Till next time bitches.... moi
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE
TO KEEPING YOUR MAN
(by those who know)
-Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band.
-Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice.
-Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day!
-Do not get jealous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him!
-Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie.
-Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______.
-Don't make out with other band members girlfriends at the bar. Save that for the after party.
-Don't turn yourself into a walking flyer for your boyfriend's band. The shirt is fine, but must you break out the hat, the hoodie, AND the stickers on your ass?
-No rumpshaka dances during the show, that is unless your man is in 2 Live Crew.
-If he calls while out on the road, don't complain about when he is coming home. You're lucky he is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food.
-Never say anything negative about your man's band that you cannot say to him. It will only come back to bite you in the ass.
-Never cause a fight right before your man goes on stage. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the show.
-If they have a show out of town, don't drive just so you and your boy can have "alone time". Because you want to "talk".
-Don't buy your man a new intrument so he and his band mates can match (although getting them an instrument as a gift will not be a bad thing)
-Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice.
-Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day!
-Do not get jealous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him!
-Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie.
-Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______.
-Don't make out with other band members girlfriends at the bar. Save that for the after party.
-Don't turn yourself into a walking flyer for your boyfriend's band. The shirt is fine, but must you break out the hat, the hoodie, AND the stickers on your ass?
-No rumpshaka dances during the show, that is unless your man is in 2 Live Crew.
-If he calls while out on the road, don't complain about when he is coming home. You're lucky he is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food.
-Never say anything negative about your man's band that you cannot say to him. It will only come back to bite you in the ass.
-Never cause a fight right before your man goes on stage. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the show.
-If they have a show out of town, don't drive just so you and your boy can have "alone time". Because you want to "talk".
-Don't buy your man a new intrument so he and his band mates can match (although getting them an instrument as a gift will not be a bad thing)
Friday, January 26, 2007
I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I'm sexy... nice
Pick the month you were born in
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - an orange
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - paris hilton
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how I roll
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other - because I have double D's
1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - an orange
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - paris hilton
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how I roll
Black - because I'm sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other - because I have double D's
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Love this song...and the video's cool too
Well... this is one of my new favorite songs... Love that Man In Black... I've been trying to post the video from youtube.com with no avail.. so here's the link.. I recommend you check it out. There's so many stars in the video... The list is as follows...
Iggy Pop, Kanye West, Chris Martin, Kris Kristofferson, Patti Smith, Terrence Howard, Flea, Q-Tip, Adam Levine, Chris Rock, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Sir Peter Blake, Sheryl Crow, Dennis Hopper, Woody Harrelson, Amy Lee, Tommy Lee, the Dixie Chicks, Mick Jones, Sharon Stone, Shelby Lynne, Anthony Kiedis, Travis Barker, Lisa Marie Presley, Kid Rock, Jay-Z, Keith Richards, Billy Gibbons, Corinne Bailey Rae, Johnny Depp, Graham Nash, Brian Wilson, Rick Rubin and Owen Wilson.
Good shite... Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgBdDAe4O_M
Iggy Pop, Kanye West, Chris Martin, Kris Kristofferson, Patti Smith, Terrence Howard, Flea, Q-Tip, Adam Levine, Chris Rock, Justin Timberlake, Kate Moss, Sir Peter Blake, Sheryl Crow, Dennis Hopper, Woody Harrelson, Amy Lee, Tommy Lee, the Dixie Chicks, Mick Jones, Sharon Stone, Shelby Lynne, Anthony Kiedis, Travis Barker, Lisa Marie Presley, Kid Rock, Jay-Z, Keith Richards, Billy Gibbons, Corinne Bailey Rae, Johnny Depp, Graham Nash, Brian Wilson, Rick Rubin and Owen Wilson.
Good shite... Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgBdDAe4O_M
Lara Croft
One of my latest drawings, kinda tempted to ink it... but I'm not sure. I Don't wanna run the risk of fucking it up...turned out all right though :)
I'm a Leo... Meow...
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. Extremely sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. and Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover ...Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Quite irresistible.
.:ARIES:. The Liar... Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser Extremely sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water. Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass. Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover Sexy. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Love to bust. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Very sexy. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
.:TAURUS:. Above all, Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one. Spontaneous. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Has own unique sexiness.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict Can be mean. Extremely sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. and Caring.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover ...Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Quite irresistible.
.:ARIES:. The Liar... Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser Extremely sexy. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water. Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. Very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass. Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
.:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover Sexy. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Love to bust. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Very sexy. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
.:TAURUS:. Above all, Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. One of a kind. Not one to fuck with.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one. Spontaneous. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Has own unique sexiness.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Interesting Survey...
1) Ever been to a strip club ? Nope
2) Ever been to a bar? Yea... as recent as last night lol
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Ummm...don't think so.
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yea... It's kinda embarassing...
5) kissed someone of the same sex? yea
6) thrown up from drinking too much? Oh Yeah
7) had sex in a car? Yea
8) had sex at the beach? Yea
9) had sex in a movie theater?No
10) had sex in a bathroom? Yea
11) had sex at work? No
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yea
13) Bought something from an adult store? Yea
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Nope
16) Is there anyone on your msn friends list you would ever consider having sex with? not sure...
17) Have you been caught having sex? Yea by Brett's old roomie... I think he was more embarassed than we were! lol
18) Are your breasts real? Huh? Yep, grew them myself lol
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Don't think so...
2) Ever been to a bar? Yea... as recent as last night lol
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Ummm...don't think so.
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yea... It's kinda embarassing...
5) kissed someone of the same sex? yea
6) thrown up from drinking too much? Oh Yeah
7) had sex in a car? Yea
8) had sex at the beach? Yea
9) had sex in a movie theater?No
10) had sex in a bathroom? Yea
11) had sex at work? No
12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yea
13) Bought something from an adult store? Yea
14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Nope
16) Is there anyone on your msn friends list you would ever consider having sex with? not sure...
17) Have you been caught having sex? Yea by Brett's old roomie... I think he was more embarassed than we were! lol
18) Are your breasts real? Huh? Yep, grew them myself lol
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Don't think so...
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Micheal Jackson Jokes... too too many...
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q. What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A. It's the little boy inside him.
Q. How did Michael get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A. Cause there's twenty of them.
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
I know they're terrible.. but you laughed didn't you?!? hehehe... here's a few more.. the scary thing is there are billions more where these came from...
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
And last... but certianly not least....
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
A. Get out of my sun!
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q. What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A. It's the little boy inside him.
Q. How did Michael get in trouble?
A. He was feeling a little Randy.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A. Cause there's twenty of them.
Q. What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common?
A. They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
I know they're terrible.. but you laughed didn't you?!? hehehe... here's a few more.. the scary thing is there are billions more where these came from...
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A. A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Q. How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A. When the big hand is on the little hand.
And last... but certianly not least....
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
Quick But Funny
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship Enterprise?
A. The captains log.
I know their's a lot.. but they were too funny to leave any out.. some a little bad.. but funny hahah
A. A navel.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, they're under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship Enterprise?
A. The captains log.
I know their's a lot.. but they were too funny to leave any out.. some a little bad.. but funny hahah
Top 10 Ways to Tell a Guy Their Fly's Down
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Hahahahha
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".
8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
Hahahahha
Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair.
1...2...3...4...5...
So, it's another Sunday evening, got home from work a bit ago.... Had inventory today, lots 'o fun... Wasnt' expecting to be out till around 10pm, so that was really nice.. just sitting here listening to Dave Navarro's Rexall... Good tune, havent' heard it in a while. Not much else to say... Till next time, moi
Monday, January 08, 2007
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