I Shot a bottle of Tequila for the money ...

Just for something random to do.....

Find your birthday...
January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: i beat the crap outta
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I pissed on
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had a drunken kiss with

Find the day of your birthday ....
1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Tequila
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: my mom
12: my boss
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a garden gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: A porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name....
A: for the money
B: for the heck of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: like nothing
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat