One dark day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

I'm not sure when or where I first heard that little ditty, but it's funny, even though I have the memory of a goldfish, I've always remembered it. I think I actually first heard it in Jr High. Heh... funny how you remember things. Kinda Bass Ackwards like that. Hee eeH.