So, Brett and I just watched Aeon Flux (the movie) for the first time. Fucking awesome. I used to watch the MTV show of it, quite a while ago now, and I think they did a wicked job at switching it over to the big screen. I always thought the show was a little weird, but it was one of those programs that keep you wanting to see more. Cool shite.
One week from today till we're going to see INXS in Fredericton. Can't fucking wait. It's going to be awesome. We're in 4th row. 4th fucking row. Holy crap. Can't wait. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my mind. Although I'm waiting for Tara's head to explode when JD hits the stage. She has a slight obsession. To say the least. I've been a fan since Kick... It's not Michael... but JD is a great replacement. It doesn't hurt that he's hot as fuck either. haha.
So yeah... A little hung over today. What's a Sunday with out one? Tara and I got into the vodka last night. Before I knew it, it was 4am and we were drunk. We invented our own drink. Citrus 5alive, 7up and lots of vodka on ice. Quite good. Needless to say, we enjoyed it :) Good times.
Gonna go make a pizza now. Suppertime awaits. Ciao
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
A drunk walks out of a bar...
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it? "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's dick hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out... ''Holy shit --- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Friday, April 21, 2006
THE TOP REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don'tcare.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as"gross."
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don'tcare.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as"gross."
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
One dark day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
I'm not sure when or where I first heard that little ditty, but it's funny, even though I have the memory of a goldfish, I've always remembered it. I think I actually first heard it in Jr High. Heh... funny how you remember things. Kinda Bass Ackwards like that. Hee eeH.
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
I'm not sure when or where I first heard that little ditty, but it's funny, even though I have the memory of a goldfish, I've always remembered it. I think I actually first heard it in Jr High. Heh... funny how you remember things. Kinda Bass Ackwards like that. Hee eeH.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Mother nature is the shit
When life gets you down a bit, sometimes it's ok to take a look at the bigger picture. Our planet sometimes tries to tell us things are going to be ok, then some sort of natural disaster, on a personal or global level gets to you. I think mother nature must be a firm believer in karma. Humans try to destroy themselves in one way or another and the planet we live on as well. She says fuck you sometimes and throws a hurricane or typhoon, or well, something of the sort at us. Yet something as small as recycling and people still put the plastic bags in their compost. Humans amuse me. Yet, as I looked online tonight for some cool pictures to post on my blog, I found myself seeing pictures, like the rainbow below, and it made me want to give mother nature a hug and thank her. 3 cheers for her. Hiphiphorray! Hiphiphorray! Hiphiphorray! You go Mother nature. You are the shit. And way to put us ants in our place. Go you.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
Back to work... BLAH...
So my vacation is over.... the fat lady has sung and gone home. Blah... SOooooooooooooooooooo not wanting to go back to work. I have to work the night shift (4-12) too. NOT looking forward to that. On a brighter note, I do only have to work 4 days this week and get paid for 5. I'm not a religious person, whatsoever, but I will happy to not work this Friday and get paid for it. :) Saweetness. I think I have an addiction to partying. I'm thinking it's a bad sign that it's Monday and I'm counting down the days till Friday. That would be 4 ... just incase your not so good at the counting bit ;)
Sidenote ... my dreams are very bizarre lately. They've been those choppy ones, where it's a bunch of different shit all bunched together to kinda-sorta flow into a mental movie of sorts. They more confuse me than anything and think about a few things a little more than I should be, I guess. For example, Last night I drempt that I got my car impounded, but it was because I parked my car on my parents lawn while I went on a trip down south. And I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do, seeing as this is in another province. Conviently enough, Chamberlane was playing there the weekend I came back from my trip. So, they offered to take me back to PEI w/ them. But I was freaking out because the car was still at the impound. I'm not sure what the fuck my brain was supposed to be telling me here. But I am slightly confused. And as far as I can gather I didn't get my car back. I'm still trying to figure out why I parked it on the lawn.... WTF. Anyhoo.... Have a nice day. Work blows. Ciao.
Sidenote ... my dreams are very bizarre lately. They've been those choppy ones, where it's a bunch of different shit all bunched together to kinda-sorta flow into a mental movie of sorts. They more confuse me than anything and think about a few things a little more than I should be, I guess. For example, Last night I drempt that I got my car impounded, but it was because I parked my car on my parents lawn while I went on a trip down south. And I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do, seeing as this is in another province. Conviently enough, Chamberlane was playing there the weekend I came back from my trip. So, they offered to take me back to PEI w/ them. But I was freaking out because the car was still at the impound. I'm not sure what the fuck my brain was supposed to be telling me here. But I am slightly confused. And as far as I can gather I didn't get my car back. I'm still trying to figure out why I parked it on the lawn.... WTF. Anyhoo.... Have a nice day. Work blows. Ciao.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Yay for Saturday!!
In my modest opinion, I think that Saturday's are completely underrated. I think that it is possibly my favorite day of the week. Main benefits to a Saturday is you still have Sunday the very next day. Meaning.... for the working world, well most of it anyway, have the next day off. For those who choose to share a drink or 12 with a few friends, if you feel like starting at noon, it's cool. Drink up and Cheer's to the Queen while your at it :) So, in final thought on Saturdays'... I like 'em... In fact I think I like 'em alot. To Saturday!!! *Cheers!!*
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Rain rain go away....
I think that mother nature has a bone to pick with me. Apparently because I have decided to take some vacation time, she plans to rain the whole bloody time. Wahoo. I love rain. It's fanfuckingtastic. Anyhoo... I suppose I'll make the best of it, but the sun would be a lovely sight. So it's April now. I managed to surpass another April fools day. YAY!! I'm all about dishing out the practical jokes but... and I will admit this... am not that good at taking it. My brother, growing up, used to thrive on it. In fact, I'd bet that April 1st was his favorite day of the year. And it never failed that he would get me every time. My mother actually had to put a ban on April fools in our house hold. I was happy about this. My brother, not so happy. In fact I think he enjoyed my torture a little too much. Sick bastard.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
10 Things to ponder....
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 -We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 -We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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