Janis

Classic....

I got these sketches from a myspace by Jess Caldwell, a 16 year old from Edmonton, AB. Fucking blows me away how good she is. I already messaged her telling her that she fucking rocks!!!

Art by 16 year old Jess Caldwell

'Godfather of Soul' James Brown Died Yesterday of Heart Failure at 73 :(

Steve Tyler

21 Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!!!!!!

This doesn't make me evil does it?? LOL

Evenin' Y'all's

G'day... LOL As Ms Taradise and I sit here and have a couple of beers ... listenin' to some Nirvana... Tara's gone to pee... hahhaha... A little smashed.. :)
So tomorrow's Xmas eve... gonna go in a whirl wind.. gotta work. bah
don't know where to go out to tonight... have a feeling everywhere's fucking packed. Headin out now... ciao till next time bitches!!!!!!!!!!

New and Improved

Hey all... As for anyone who would visit this blog before, you may have noticed a change in the layout... thought it would look a little better like this... and well, I like it... A little more pleasing to the eyes, if you ask me :) So, Christmas is only a couple of days away, which blows my fucking mind. Where the Hell did this year go??!!?? Seems like last Xmas was only like a month ago. Quite a few things went on this year... a few learning experiences and a few wild times too... All's good in the end, I suppose... Interesting year to look back on though, to say the least. Made some new friends... Partied with a few more :P lol Started a whole new job, which mind you saved my sanity. The old job almost made me start snipin ppl from the rooftops.... if you get my drift... lol. no really though : ahemm... so yea... hehehehe. Just kidding... but it was going to drive me to the looney bin. But now, I am in a better place... so it's all good :) and people don't have to be wary of the rooftops too... lol Soo.... this years New Year's is going to be a wee bit different though.. seeing as for the last number of years we've always gone to see Chamberlane, whether at The Inn on The Hill or at Morons, As far as I know I don't think we're even going out to a bar, and just having a house party instead. It's going to be a nice change though, for the fact that Brett's not going to be playing for once. This will be the first year in 8 years where he hasn't. So I guess this year I won't have to jump onto a stage all drunked up to get my Midnight kiss... Can't imagine that was a pretty/graceful site. lol. Anyhow... I'm sure, no matter where we end up , it's going to be a good time had by all. As for Christmas, I think that I'm more excited at the presents that I got for Brett more than anything else. I Totally out did myself for him this year and he's totally going to shit. Moo ahahha. I'll explain why after Xmas day ( just on the off chance he reads this before Christmas day ) Anyhow... that's pretty much it for now. Till next time bitches and Merry Fucking Christmas !!!!

The Best Fro Ever!

Paris

Neither.....

Funny...

An actual sign in Grayton Beach FL

a musician in the rain

65 Mustang... NIIIIIICE!