Tommy

3/4 of Supernova

Killer Elf Chick

Ahh... the free blog... what a wonderful thing

Hello All.... Well it's another Sunday afternoon/evening... My weekend wasn't anything overly exciting. I am a wee bit on the broke side, so my social life has taken a serious dent. Fun fun. Nothing like not being able to do anything to make you want to go out and do Everything. Bah. I'm more or less trying to play catch up with the 'ol finances, but again, the social life has hindered in this process. Well, I always have you, dear free blog... Yay! for that.
So, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to dodge a bullet w/ the whole sickness thing that everyone and their neighbor's dog seems to have now, thank fuck. Wheezing and Coughing up a lung is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. Sooooo... Here I sit, waiting on laundry, feeling somewhat healthy. Oh the exciting life I lead. Wahh hooo. Party on . lol.
Anyhoo.. not much else to say for today... I shall post some pics for your viewing pleasure now. Enjoy all :)

Morning all.... Soo.... Rockstar 2nd last episode was on last night, which meant another elimination... Storm went home, which wasn't really a suprise, but the band, Supernova ... and Dave Navarro, were quite apt to help her out in her future endeavors. Pretty cool shite. So, the bottom 4 are Dilana, Magni, Lukas and Toby. I know I've been a fan of Dilana since the get-go, but I'm thinking she's kinda screwed herself over for being the new lead singer. The whole not being able to write a decent song is definately a big problem with her, and w/ the clips of Gilby, he didn't sound too happy about it either. So... My final bet on the whole thing is that it's going to be Toby or Lukas. Hopin' on Lukas, for the Canadian factor alone... but I guess we'll all have to wait for next week to find out. Should be interesting though... Then again... It could throw us all for a loop and Magni may win... Who knows.........
Anyhoo... So, I'm at work now.. Pretty slow here so far, which is nice. It gives me time to surf online, and update the 'ol blogster. Fucking tired as hell. Bah. Well... till next time bitches.

Your daily chuckle...

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine. "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"
Hahahaha

Card Control

holy shit!!!!

Totally my new favorite website to visit.... stuffonmycat.com Cracks me up every time :D

Transformers song

Apparenly Optimus Prime is Jewish lol

Joke of the Day :)

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit) , a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." (Hahahha)

Traffic Ticket : $95.00
Court Costs : $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

Learning to read....

Try to read this. I'm sure you can....very interesting.
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Happy Birthday to Me!!

Hello all... Soo.... Today's my birthday :) Although I kinda celebrated it over the weekend, it's still today. On Friday night there was a get together at Ann's sister's where there was presents, cake, lots o' beer and hottubbing. Lot's o' fun. We all ended up staying over night, as it's a little out of town. Brett and I hung out Sat day, then Sat night the girls and I got together at the apartment, where there was more drinking to be had... go figure. lol.... We were going to go out to a bar, but to put it lightly, the night life kinda sucked ass sat night. Soo... off to some chinese food then I went and met up w/ brett. Hardly a loss, to miss out on the bars, I'd say... I think we had more fun doing what we did anyhow... Yesterday, Brett and I went to our neice's 2nd birthday party for a couple of hours... Did the whole family thing... then came home. Today... oh my action packed day... I get to go get my car registered...and my lisence renewed. ... ps, the dmv are fucking gouging people... 50 bucks just to renew my liscence and 80 to register..... fucking bastards... but it's gotta get done... love being an adult... but... on a happier note, Taradise and I are going to be hanging out later on, and have plans to go to her moms, to hang out at her new pool... swimming included.... Can't wait. Should be a good time... And, to end my birthday speel.... Rockstar is on tonight ( the inside the mansion episode) Brett's working all day/night so... I'll be going to the girls to watch that.... Sidenote... TOtally think Dilanna's going to win this...That's my vote anyhow... We'll just see how it pans out... Fo Sho.... Later bitches. Happy Birthday to ME!!

Optimus Prime

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!

Amazing speed bass guitar battle ...

These guys are fucking crazy!!!!

Trace Bundy - Pachelbel Canon

This guy blows me away

Trace Bundy... the guitar ninja

This guy is wicked

slash

Totally rockin!!!!

Just call me Chesty DazzleShock

Everyone needs to have a good stripper name....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

Use the third letter of your last name to determine thesecond half of your new last name:

a = Hooter
b = Horn
c = Tower
d = Fire
e = Thighs
f = Hips
g = Side
h = Jugs
i= Shock
j = Cocker
k = Brook
l = Tush
m = Sizzle
n = Ridge
o = Kiss
p = Bomb
q = Cream
r = Thong
s = Heat
t = Whip
u = Cheeks
v = Rock
w = Hiney
x = Button
y = Lick
z = Juice

Ooohhhh the pretty lights....

SOooooo.... Im at work now, and I'm going to miss Rockstar *the performance show* tonight... grr.... Not too happy about that... but I suppose to pay my rent comes above a tv program... Even if Tommy Lee is on it.... Anyhow... My birthday's coming soon... In fact I have a bunch of fireworks to bring it in with a bang... Can't wait to light those puppies!!!! *Eh Taradise????* That would be my pyromaniac best friend. Long story short... BANG !!! OOhhh AAhhh!! YAY!!!! Nuff said.. back to work now... till next time bitches.