River Phoenix

Joke of the Day :)

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age" visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive."What about trying Viagra?" asksthe doctor. "Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't even a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus mary and joseph, doctor, 'twas horrid. Just terrible!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lord de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his his eye nd with on swooping arm he sent the cups and table cloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?" "No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"

Rockstar ... tonight bitches....

Greetings all from the land of Ab. Just on a break at work, and I have a bit of time left over, so I thought I'd enthrall all of you with a bit of wit and wisdom... well, maybe not that witty... or that wisdom-y? Anyhoo... Rockstar's performances are on tonight... can't wait to see. Should be rockin' :) ..... Anyhow... times up... later bitches.

We'll Make Great Pets...

Sooo.... for any of you who check out the 'ol blog, you may have noticed my new finding of Youtube.com. Pretty fucking wicked site. And let me tell ya, you can find pretty much anything on there. Literally. But it's like that accident that you just simply can't overt your eyes from. But if your looking for clips for anything... it's definately the site to scope out. It is Ab-approved :) Two thumbs up baby !
I'm on a Jane's Addiction/Porno For Pyros kick lately too... can't get enough. They rock... what more can I say... Perry's the shit. Although, I tend to always stray back to the solid Rock n' Roll... It's who I am... head banging... beer swigging... pot smokin'... fist rockin'... well, I'm sure you get the point ... heehee. Although... I suppose they could technically be in that category anyhow...Well, kinda Tripnotic-acid-head-rock... Ya ... that's it :)
Well.... I watched the "in the mansion" episode of the Rockstar Supernova tonight. I'd have to say my top 5 still remains pretty much the same. My definate top two right now are Lukas and Dilana. In that order.... Comments anyone???
So, with my birthday quickly approaching... the idea that I'm turning 28 blows my fucking mind. Where did the last 10 years go???!! Went quick as fuck, but I've had a pretty good time :) Still a few more things out there to conquer, to see... well, just to do ... but there's lots of time for that shite. Although, my fascination to want to go sky diving is increasing more and more. Ironically Im scared of heights, well, more of the landing than the heights.... but I figure that if I pancake it, I won't feel shit. At that speed... nadda. Think of the fucking rush though...wild. My whole fascination of this really started about 2 months ago when I had a dream that I went sky diving and I've been thinking of it since. Well... we'll see I guess... it's all about making that first jump anyhow... or well, to have someone give you that first shove.... haha.

Jim Carrey as Vera De-Milo

Too fucking funny

One too many pussycat....

Hot stuff....

The Human Domino Effect

Mr Dumass

What a Dumbass lol

Chappelle's Show - Lil Jon Doctor Scene

Cool Anime Chick

Awesome Mailbox

Rock and Rule!!!

Evil Monkey!!!

Greetings from work

Work sucks... espicially when your hung over and tired as fuck. Blah. Nuff said. Tomorrow's Friday people.... Please join me in the happiness of the tomorrow. Please come soon. Thank you and good night.

Supernova singers.... Rockin or Rotten?

So, The girls and I watched RockStar SuperNova last night... and We weren't impressed the same way we were last year. Most of the singers sucked.... to put it nicely. My top 5 are Toby, Storm, Phil, Lukas and of course Dilana. She is fucking intense man... For anyone that has seen an episode yet... Im guessing you would agree. She's fucking wicked though. I have a feeling it's going to be down to her and Lukas in the end. We'll all have to see though... should be interesting. Totally lovin the show though, and the Boys of Supernova and Dave Navarro always are awesome, as par usual. Love those Rockers !!!!

Shitty Job...

Pigs On A Blanket

The Pepsi Challenge

Now, That's A BIG Beer

Homer's brain

In A Public Restroom In NYC

Happy Canada Day!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonofabitch... its HOT!!!

Well, I think summer is going to kick our fucking asses this year folks.... It's not even Canada Day and it's hot as a bitch. NOt cool... not cool at all.... literally haha; I think I may be worried about how hot it's actually going to get this year. Thank fuck I live on an island. I literally can go in any direction and hit water. SWEET...
So.... I just got to chat with an old friend of mine from home who I literally haven't seen in years. Like 8 or so... pretty fucked. He's doing good, which is cool, and it's always nice to find out how people you havent' seen in a long time are doing. It's nice to find out about the ppl they're linked to are doing too. I find the older you get, sometimes it's hard to maintain contact with the people you once thought you would know forever. Oh, how the times are a changin. ... It's all about, whos married to who, who's moved where, who's fucked over who, etc... well... you know... the usual. Can't for the highschool reunion. Should be interesting. I do have a curiousity to know where people ended up though... Interesting... Hmmm...
Anyhow.. Gonna go enjoy my favorite addiciton... TV.... Toodles

Axl

English... fucked much??

Soooo.... I was just surfing the net, go figure, and I found this blurb on a site about how they are adding a bunch of new words to the Oxford Dictionary. Call me a spaz, but I thought most of the new additions were kinda funny ... and well, I thought I'd share my findings with all of you :)
SOoo, the new words they are adding, with meanings mind you... are:

For Seinfeld fans, the phrase 'yada yada' is being added. In the Oxford English Dictionary, its definition had been entered as (1) indicating (usually dismissively) that further details are predictable or evident from what has preceded: 'and so on,' 'blah blah blah;' and (2) trivial, meaningless, or uninteresting talk, or writing; chatter... lol
Other words included in this latest update are: Plan B, plasma TV, off-book, backlist, counterterrorism, Plato's cave, bar band, mash-up, Macarena, Texas Hold 'Em, pitchers' duel, speed dating, Pin code, Planet X, just war, blonde moment, Plantagenet, super-max, dirt bag, dust bunny, kazoo, J-pop, heroin chic, vibe, wazoo, freakazoid (hahaha), hacktivist, air kiss and pissing contest.

Pretty fucked eh. So... I quess I can be gramatially correct when I have a blonde moment at a during a pissing contest and call someone a super-maxed freakazoid. lol ... Too much. Too funny. Hehehee.... Dust bunny..... lol

I Shot a bottle of Tequila for the money ...

Just for something random to do.....

Find your birthday...
January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: i beat the crap outta
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I pissed on
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had a drunken kiss with

Find the day of your birthday ....
1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Tequila
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: my mom
12: my boss
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a garden gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: A porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name....
A: for the money
B: for the heck of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: like nothing
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat

One Rockin' Journey....

Happy B-Day Steff !

Taradise and Annaconda

Party on Yo!

Sexy pose...

Kitten's Paradise...

Rock and Roll Bitches....

For starters.... for any of you that actually look at my blog on any sort of a frequent basis, I do appologize for being slack on my posting duties. However, Today I have a whole shit load of things to add on for your viewing pleasure.... you know for you all who like to watch ;) heehehe.
I found a whole bunch of cool black and white photos online, as you will notice by the emmense amount of postings... and I have some new pics of me and the girls from Steff's birthday last weekend. There are a few I won't post, well, simply for the burnt look we all share, and well... noone really needs to see that... lol .
Oh, Yeah... and for all you Rock and Roll fans out there, that are looking for a good time tonight, Midnight Auto Supply and Chamberlane are playing at Hunter's tonight. (Adam) Pratt, the new bass player, is going to be displaying his talents for the masses. SOoo.... common down all!!! Check it out yo!!! Should be a fun and slightly intoxicating time. PS... Ann, take a nap ... you know you'll wanna come too !!!! :D
Anyhow... So many Pictures, So little time. I must appease to my audience. EnJoY ALL. :D

Kurt.... RIP

Paradise

Baby Hayden :)

What a Croc! Fucking ugly things...

Holy fucking rainy day batman. Argh... it seems when you think the sun may just appear, all of a sudden a big ass black cloud comes out of left field and drowns us. Bah.
Anyhoo... I had a short day at work today. It was dead as fuck, and I was on the 1st shift in, ergo, the first one sent home early. We have an incentive program at work for sales and whatnot, and I won a pair of Crocs today. I think they are the ugliest fucking shoes I have ever seen in my life. Another girl that I work with loves them, so I sold them to her for 20 bucks. The way I figure it is they would have just rotted in the closet before I got any use out of them, so $20 bucks to me :) Chamberlane and Negative J are playing tonight at the VU so, Im guessing the Croc exchange will provide some source of intoxication towards my evening out. Wah hoo! :D Good deal, I say. Fuck they're ugly though. Everyone says that you just have to try them on and you'll love them. I figure, Im scared to try them on because this may cause an instant lack of taste in foot wear or loss of vision... either way, I don't care if the things can do my dishes for me and take me to the movies..... Yick. 'Nuff said on that.
So, My brother sent me some pics of the new addition to my family. Little Hayden. I'll post a pic for the world to see. Too cute. Not getting any ideas here, but totally cute :)
That's all or now. Ciao

Problems with the neighbor?

The End of the Rainbow...

Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian ...
- You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
- You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
- You drink Pop, not Soda.
- You know what a Mickey, a 2-4, and a 40, mean
-You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
- You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
-You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
-You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
-You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
- You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
-You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim CarreyMike Myers & more, are Canadians.
-You know what a touque is.
-You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
-Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.
-You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
-You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". And know where it is.
-You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
-"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"

You know you live in the Maritimes when...
- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor....onthe highway.
-You measure distance in hours.
-You know several people who have hit a deer.
-You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You use a down filled comforter in the summer.
-You can drive 100 km through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzardwithout flinching.
-You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
-You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them.
-You know there are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the CanadianTire store at any given time.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow.
-Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.
-It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you'rein a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town.

Rum = Evil

Let's see.... Where to start... First off, Brett and I are an Aunt and Uncle again as of today. My brother Adam and his wife Tania had a baby boy this morning. His name's Hayden, and apparently as cute as hell. No surprise here ;)
Secondly, Brett and I went to see X-Men 3 tonight. FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! Just incase your wondering... it was really good :D Highly reccommend it.
Feeling a wee bit hung over today. Last night was supposed to be laid back and I ended up getting l0aded. Drunk enough that I was drinking *now cringing* Capt Morgan out of the bottle. Yick. That was after a piss load of beer. I think the last time I drank rum, I was maybe 17. And I quickly remembered why it's been a while.... Yicky. Not cool. Not cool at all. Fucking nasty shite.
Anyhoo... nothing left to say. Gonna go draw :) Ciao

The Joker

Candy's Dandy

So, I think I went a little picture crazy. But it makes the blog a visual experience of sorts :) I'm all right with that. All about the visual experience.... lol
Well I'm listening to some Lou Reed and it reminds me of the movie I shot Andy Warhol. I'm not sure if many people have seen that movie, but it's kinda fucked up. The reason why is in the song walk on the wild side, he sings about Candy Darling, who's in the movie. There you go folks, a little interesting trivia for ya...Not sure if you care, but there may be a time in your life you need that vital information. Enjoy :)

The Pink Ladies