Rene Fiaga Ambadiang Ayangma
June 4 1987 - February 19 2008
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
It could be a sign....
Just an FYI... If you get up in the morning, and look at the sky ... and see this... go back to bed. LOL
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
'How old are you?' ' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key
You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.'
Tough Decisions....
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you, or Jack off.' 'Well,' she says. 'I do feel like shit...'
A Stupid Question... A Stupid Answer...
*I rec'd this in an email and got a kick out of it....
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the Wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Hahahahahahhah!!! Too Funny!!
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this.....
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the Wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Hahahahahahhah!!! Too Funny!!
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Chillin' ... and beyond
Hey Y'all.... Just sittin here with my girls ... having a few beverrages ;)
Synfully Stephy says "I have cheezy socks.... I do... I have Little 'cheezes' on my socks.... hahaha"
Ms Taradise says "I have lost the moment... oooooo kaaayyyy!!!!!!!"
Angelina says "HWwhattt?!?!? hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha"
Conda says "Oh... My.... God... hahahhahaha"
Abbarooo says.... "Keep on Rockin... rockin..." :)
Ciao babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz
MWAH!!!
<3 Ab
Synfully Stephy says "I have cheezy socks.... I do... I have Little 'cheezes' on my socks.... hahaha"
Ms Taradise says "I have lost the moment... oooooo kaaayyyy!!!!!!!"
Angelina says "HWwhattt?!?!? hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha"
Conda says "Oh... My.... God... hahahhahaha"
Abbarooo says.... "Keep on Rockin... rockin..." :)
Ciao babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz
MWAH!!!
<3 Ab
Sunday, February 03, 2008
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