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holy shit!!!!

Totally my new favorite website to visit.... stuffonmycat.com Cracks me up every time :D

Transformers song

Apparenly Optimus Prime is Jewish lol

Joke of the Day :)

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit) , a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." (Hahahha)

Traffic Ticket : $95.00
Court Costs : $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

Learning to read....

Try to read this. I'm sure you can....very interesting.
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Hello all... Soo.... Today's my birthday :) Although I kinda celebrated it over the weekend, it's still today. On Friday night there was a get together at Ann's sister's where there was presents, cake, lots o' beer and hottubbing. Lot's o' fun. We all ended up staying over night, as it's a little out of town. Brett and I hung out Sat day, then Sat night the girls and I got together at the apartment, where there was more drinking to be had... go figure. lol.... We were going to go out to a bar, but to put it lightly, the night life kinda sucked ass sat night. Soo... off to some chinese food then I went and met up w/ brett. Hardly a loss, to miss out on the bars, I'd say... I think we had more fun doing what we did anyhow... Yesterday, Brett and I went to our neice's 2nd birthday party for a couple of hours... Did the whole family thing... then came home. Today... oh my action packed day... I get to go get my car registered...and my lisence renewed. ... ps, the dmv are fucking gouging people... 50 bucks just to renew my liscence and 80 to register..... fucking bastards... but it's gotta get done... love being an adult... but... on a happier note, Taradise and I are going to be hanging out later on, and have plans to go to her moms, to hang out at her new pool... swimming included.... Can't wait. Should be a good time... And, to end my birthday speel.... Rockstar is on tonight ( the inside the mansion episode) Brett's working all day/night so... I'll be going to the girls to watch that.... Sidenote... TOtally think Dilanna's going to win this...That's my vote anyhow... We'll just see how it pans out... Fo Sho.... Later bitches. Happy Birthday to ME!!

Optimus Prime

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!!

Amazing speed bass guitar battle ...

These guys are fucking crazy!!!!

Trace Bundy - Pachelbel Canon

This guy blows me away

Trace Bundy... the guitar ninja

This guy is wicked

slash

Totally rockin!!!!

Just call me Chesty DazzleShock

Everyone needs to have a good stripper name....

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Fantasia
b = Chesty
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j =Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

Use the third letter of your last name to determine thesecond half of your new last name:

a = Hooter
b = Horn
c = Tower
d = Fire
e = Thighs
f = Hips
g = Side
h = Jugs
i= Shock
j = Cocker
k = Brook
l = Tush
m = Sizzle
n = Ridge
o = Kiss
p = Bomb
q = Cream
r = Thong
s = Heat
t = Whip
u = Cheeks
v = Rock
w = Hiney
x = Button
y = Lick
z = Juice

Ooohhhh the pretty lights....

SOooooo.... Im at work now, and I'm going to miss Rockstar *the performance show* tonight... grr.... Not too happy about that... but I suppose to pay my rent comes above a tv program... Even if Tommy Lee is on it.... Anyhow... My birthday's coming soon... In fact I have a bunch of fireworks to bring it in with a bang... Can't wait to light those puppies!!!! *Eh Taradise????* That would be my pyromaniac best friend. Long story short... BANG !!! OOhhh AAhhh!! YAY!!!! Nuff said.. back to work now... till next time bitches.