From The Mind of Abbarooo: July 2006

Sunday, July 30, 2006

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age" visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive."What about trying Viagra?" asksthe doctor. "Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't even a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh jaysus mary and joseph, doctor, 'twas horrid. Just terrible!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lord de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his his eye nd with on swooping arm he sent the cups and table cloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?" "No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Rockstar ... tonight bitches....

Greetings all from the land of Ab. Just on a break at work, and I have a bit of time left over, so I thought I'd enthrall all of you with a bit of wit and wisdom... well, maybe not that witty... or that wisdom-y? Anyhoo... Rockstar's performances are on tonight... can't wait to see. Should be rockin' :) ..... Anyhow... times up... later bitches.

Monday, July 24, 2006

We'll Make Great Pets...

Sooo.... for any of you who check out the 'ol blog, you may have noticed my new finding of Youtube.com. Pretty fucking wicked site. And let me tell ya, you can find pretty much anything on there. Literally. But it's like that accident that you just simply can't overt your eyes from. But if your looking for clips for anything... it's definately the site to scope out. It is Ab-approved :) Two thumbs up baby !
I'm on a Jane's Addiction/Porno For Pyros kick lately too... can't get enough. They rock... what more can I say... Perry's the shit. Although, I tend to always stray back to the solid Rock n' Roll... It's who I am... head banging... beer swigging... pot smokin'... fist rockin'... well, I'm sure you get the point ... heehee. Although... I suppose they could technically be in that category anyhow...Well, kinda Tripnotic-acid-head-rock... Ya ... that's it :)
Well.... I watched the "in the mansion" episode of the Rockstar Supernova tonight. I'd have to say my top 5 still remains pretty much the same. My definate top two right now are Lukas and Dilana. In that order.... Comments anyone???
So, with my birthday quickly approaching... the idea that I'm turning 28 blows my fucking mind. Where did the last 10 years go???!! Went quick as fuck, but I've had a pretty good time :) Still a few more things out there to conquer, to see... well, just to do ... but there's lots of time for that shite. Although, my fascination to want to go sky diving is increasing more and more. Ironically Im scared of heights, well, more of the landing than the heights.... but I figure that if I pancake it, I won't feel shit. At that speed... nadda. Think of the fucking rush though...wild. My whole fascination of this really started about 2 months ago when I had a dream that I went sky diving and I've been thinking of it since. Well... we'll see I guess... it's all about making that first jump anyhow... or well, to have someone give you that first shove.... haha.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Greetings from work

Work sucks... espicially when your hung over and tired as fuck. Blah. Nuff said. Tomorrow's Friday people.... Please join me in the happiness of the tomorrow. Please come soon. Thank you and good night.