Well, I think summer is going to kick our fucking asses this year folks.... It's not even Canada Day and it's hot as a bitch. NOt cool... not cool at all.... literally haha; I think I may be worried about how hot it's actually going to get this year. Thank fuck I live on an island. I literally can go in any direction and hit water. SWEET...
So.... I just got to chat with an old friend of mine from home who I literally haven't seen in years. Like 8 or so... pretty fucked. He's doing good, which is cool, and it's always nice to find out how people you havent' seen in a long time are doing. It's nice to find out about the ppl they're linked to are doing too. I find the older you get, sometimes it's hard to maintain contact with the people you once thought you would know forever. Oh, how the times are a changin. ... It's all about, whos married to who, who's moved where, who's fucked over who, etc... well... you know... the usual. Can't for the highschool reunion. Should be interesting. I do have a curiousity to know where people ended up though... Interesting... Hmmm...
Anyhow.. Gonna go enjoy my favorite addiciton... TV.... Toodles
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
English... fucked much??
Soooo.... I was just surfing the net, go figure, and I found this blurb on a site about how they are adding a bunch of new words to the Oxford Dictionary. Call me a spaz, but I thought most of the new additions were kinda funny ... and well, I thought I'd share my findings with all of you :)
SOoo, the new words they are adding, with meanings mind you... are:
For Seinfeld fans, the phrase 'yada yada' is being added. In the Oxford English Dictionary, its definition had been entered as (1) indicating (usually dismissively) that further details are predictable or evident from what has preceded: 'and so on,' 'blah blah blah;' and (2) trivial, meaningless, or uninteresting talk, or writing; chatter... lol
Other words included in this latest update are: Plan B, plasma TV, off-book, backlist, counterterrorism, Plato's cave, bar band, mash-up, Macarena, Texas Hold 'Em, pitchers' duel, speed dating, Pin code, Planet X, just war, blonde moment, Plantagenet, super-max, dirt bag, dust bunny, kazoo, J-pop, heroin chic, vibe, wazoo, freakazoid (hahaha), hacktivist, air kiss and pissing contest.
Pretty fucked eh. So... I quess I can be gramatially correct when I have a blonde moment at a during a pissing contest and call someone a super-maxed freakazoid. lol ... Too much. Too funny. Hehehee.... Dust bunny..... lol
SOoo, the new words they are adding, with meanings mind you... are:
For Seinfeld fans, the phrase 'yada yada' is being added. In the Oxford English Dictionary, its definition had been entered as (1) indicating (usually dismissively) that further details are predictable or evident from what has preceded: 'and so on,' 'blah blah blah;' and (2) trivial, meaningless, or uninteresting talk, or writing; chatter... lol
Other words included in this latest update are: Plan B, plasma TV, off-book, backlist, counterterrorism, Plato's cave, bar band, mash-up, Macarena, Texas Hold 'Em, pitchers' duel, speed dating, Pin code, Planet X, just war, blonde moment, Plantagenet, super-max, dirt bag, dust bunny, kazoo, J-pop, heroin chic, vibe, wazoo, freakazoid (hahaha), hacktivist, air kiss and pissing contest.
Pretty fucked eh. So... I quess I can be gramatially correct when I have a blonde moment at a during a pissing contest and call someone a super-maxed freakazoid. lol ... Too much. Too funny. Hehehee.... Dust bunny..... lol
Sunday, June 25, 2006
I Shot a bottle of Tequila for the money ...
Just for something random to do.....
Find your birthday...
January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: i beat the crap outta
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I pissed on
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had a drunken kiss with
Find the day of your birthday ....
1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Tequila
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: my mom
12: my boss
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a garden gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: A porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat
Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name....
A: for the money
B: for the heck of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: like nothing
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat
Find your birthday...
January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: i beat the crap outta
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I pissed on
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had a drunken kiss with
Find the day of your birthday ....
1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Tequila
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: my mom
12: my boss
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a garden gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: A porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat
Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name....
A: for the money
B: for the heck of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: because I was drunk
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: like nothing
T: to be sexy
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Rock and Roll Bitches....
For starters.... for any of you that actually look at my blog on any sort of a frequent basis, I do appologize for being slack on my posting duties. However, Today I have a whole shit load of things to add on for your viewing pleasure.... you know for you all who like to watch ;) heehehe.
I found a whole bunch of cool black and white photos online, as you will notice by the emmense amount of postings... and I have some new pics of me and the girls from Steff's birthday last weekend. There are a few I won't post, well, simply for the burnt look we all share, and well... noone really needs to see that... lol .
Oh, Yeah... and for all you Rock and Roll fans out there, that are looking for a good time tonight, Midnight Auto Supply and Chamberlane are playing at Hunter's tonight. (Adam) Pratt, the new bass player, is going to be displaying his talents for the masses. SOoo.... common down all!!! Check it out yo!!! Should be a fun and slightly intoxicating time. PS... Ann, take a nap ... you know you'll wanna come too !!!! :D
Anyhow... So many Pictures, So little time. I must appease to my audience. EnJoY ALL. :D
I found a whole bunch of cool black and white photos online, as you will notice by the emmense amount of postings... and I have some new pics of me and the girls from Steff's birthday last weekend. There are a few I won't post, well, simply for the burnt look we all share, and well... noone really needs to see that... lol .
Oh, Yeah... and for all you Rock and Roll fans out there, that are looking for a good time tonight, Midnight Auto Supply and Chamberlane are playing at Hunter's tonight. (Adam) Pratt, the new bass player, is going to be displaying his talents for the masses. SOoo.... common down all!!! Check it out yo!!! Should be a fun and slightly intoxicating time. PS... Ann, take a nap ... you know you'll wanna come too !!!! :D
Anyhow... So many Pictures, So little time. I must appease to my audience. EnJoY ALL. :D
Thursday, June 15, 2006
What a Croc! Fucking ugly things...
Holy fucking rainy day batman. Argh... it seems when you think the sun may just appear, all of a sudden a big ass black cloud comes out of left field and drowns us. Bah.
Anyhoo... I had a short day at work today. It was dead as fuck, and I was on the 1st shift in, ergo, the first one sent home early. We have an incentive program at work for sales and whatnot, and I won a pair of Crocs today. I think they are the ugliest fucking shoes I have ever seen in my life. Another girl that I work with loves them, so I sold them to her for 20 bucks. The way I figure it is they would have just rotted in the closet before I got any use out of them, so $20 bucks to me :) Chamberlane and Negative J are playing tonight at the VU so, Im guessing the Croc exchange will provide some source of intoxication towards my evening out. Wah hoo! :D Good deal, I say. Fuck they're ugly though. Everyone says that you just have to try them on and you'll love them. I figure, Im scared to try them on because this may cause an instant lack of taste in foot wear or loss of vision... either way, I don't care if the things can do my dishes for me and take me to the movies..... Yick. 'Nuff said on that.
So, My brother sent me some pics of the new addition to my family. Little Hayden. I'll post a pic for the world to see. Too cute. Not getting any ideas here, but totally cute :)
That's all or now. Ciao
Anyhoo... I had a short day at work today. It was dead as fuck, and I was on the 1st shift in, ergo, the first one sent home early. We have an incentive program at work for sales and whatnot, and I won a pair of Crocs today. I think they are the ugliest fucking shoes I have ever seen in my life. Another girl that I work with loves them, so I sold them to her for 20 bucks. The way I figure it is they would have just rotted in the closet before I got any use out of them, so $20 bucks to me :) Chamberlane and Negative J are playing tonight at the VU so, Im guessing the Croc exchange will provide some source of intoxication towards my evening out. Wah hoo! :D Good deal, I say. Fuck they're ugly though. Everyone says that you just have to try them on and you'll love them. I figure, Im scared to try them on because this may cause an instant lack of taste in foot wear or loss of vision... either way, I don't care if the things can do my dishes for me and take me to the movies..... Yick. 'Nuff said on that.
So, My brother sent me some pics of the new addition to my family. Little Hayden. I'll post a pic for the world to see. Too cute. Not getting any ideas here, but totally cute :)
That's all or now. Ciao
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian ...
- You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
- You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
- You drink Pop, not Soda.
- You know what a Mickey, a 2-4, and a 40, mean
-You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
- You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
-You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
-You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
-You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
- You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
-You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim CarreyMike Myers & more, are Canadians.
-You know what a touque is.
-You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
-Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.
-You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
-You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". And know where it is.
-You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
-"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"
You know you live in the Maritimes when...
- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor....onthe highway.
-You measure distance in hours.
-You know several people who have hit a deer.
-You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You use a down filled comforter in the summer.
-You can drive 100 km through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzardwithout flinching.
-You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
-You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them.
-You know there are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the CanadianTire store at any given time.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow.
-Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.
-It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you'rein a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town.
- You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
- You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
- You drink Pop, not Soda.
- You know what a Mickey, a 2-4, and a 40, mean
-You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
- You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
-You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
-You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
-You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
- You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
-You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim CarreyMike Myers & more, are Canadians.
-You know what a touque is.
-You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
-Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
-You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.
-You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
-You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". And know where it is.
-You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
-"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"
You know you live in the Maritimes when...
- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor....onthe highway.
-You measure distance in hours.
-You know several people who have hit a deer.
-You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You use a down filled comforter in the summer.
-You can drive 100 km through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzardwithout flinching.
-You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
-You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them.
-You know there are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the CanadianTire store at any given time.
-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled withsnow.
-Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.
-It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you'rein a hurry because you have to stop and talk to everybody in town.
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