Lunar Eclipse Feb 2008

He will be missed by more people than he could ever imagine. The world has lost a great person and friend. We will all miss you Rene. :(



Rene Fiaga Ambadiang Ayangma
June 4 1987 - February 19 2008

It could be a sign....

Just an FYI... If you get up in the morning, and look at the sky ... and see this... go back to bed. LOL

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' ' I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.'

Too Cute

An Actual Ad from 1955

Tough Decisions....

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you, or Jack off.' 'Well,' she says. 'I do feel like shit...'

A Stupid Question... A Stupid Answer...

*I rec'd this in an email and got a kick out of it....

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this.....

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the Wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!


WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.


Hahahahahahhah!!! Too Funny!!

I am...

Paul

Chillin' ... and beyond

Hey Y'all.... Just sittin here with my girls ... having a few beverrages ;)
Synfully Stephy says "I have cheezy socks.... I do... I have Little 'cheezes' on my socks.... hahaha"
Ms Taradise says "I have lost the moment... oooooo kaaayyyy!!!!!!!"
Angelina says "HWwhattt?!?!? hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha"
Conda says "Oh... My.... God... hahahhahaha"
Abbarooo says.... "Keep on Rockin... rockin..." :)

Ciao babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz
MWAH!!!
<3 Ab

Look Out Dads!!!

The Ever So Awesome... Nikki Sixx

Marvel Rocks...

Great cologne...

So.. that's what's in hotdogs... :P

Now available at the Drugstore...

Yea... that'll get her goin... lol

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Facebook in 40 years.... hahahaha

(Click on pic to make it bigger)

WTC .... Eerie

Shotgun Wedding Cake... lol

Metal Head Kitties

Kirsten Dunst for Miu Miu

The One and Only...

Astro Boy Rules

Word

Hey Y'all :P Sitting here with Ms Taradise... Going to see The Mystery System and Intoxicado ... Should Be a good time ... Just thought I'd say Hello !! Have a good evening :)

Look Out!!

Coming soon :)

That's gotta suck

A Dill Doe hahha

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

So... A frog walks into a bank.....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Hahahahah I love bad jokes

So... Get this... Strange Fashion... For a good cause... yet oddly entertaining...

Models parade in outfits made of condoms during a fashion show at the 4th China Reproductive Health New Technologies & Products Expo in Beijing July 11, 2007. Condoms of all shapes and sizes were used to make dresses, hats and even lollipops. Models fought through extravagant soap bubble special effects to show off tight-fitting wedding gowns, scaly-looking evening dresses, outrageous bikinis and other garments made entirely of condoms. The show was held at the Fourth China Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo and organized by China 's largest condom manufacturer, Guilin Latex Factory, to promote the use of condoms in the fight against HIV/AIDS. It also marked World Population Day, organized annually by the U.N. Population Fund.

No Parking signs....

These state workers are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home. How long do you think it will take before they realize where their vehicle is parked ... inside the newly cemented pillars?? LOL

How to keep your kids in line.... Step 1 : Get an Orc

Jedi Squirrels .... Sweet!!

Ahhh Brit... you entertain us so....

C/O perezhilton.com

Brett.... years ago

welcome to 2008...